幸运飞艇涮水

情圣經典語錄格言|語錄|名人名言

李敖經典愛情名言改編版
李敖經典愛情名言改編版

李敖到底是情圣,還是失敗者,眾說紛紜,但他進退自如的手腕,我們也可以從他的名言中品出一二。
1.我相信法律,卻懷疑法官。改編版:我相信愛情,卻懷疑說 我愛你 的那個人,有時戀愛并不以愛情為中心。
2.笨人的可怕不在其笨,而在其自作聰明。改編版:相思的可怕并不在于執著,而在于自作多情。
3.有人向我挑戰,說 你放馬過來 。我不回話,只是疾馳而去,然后馬后炮打倒他。改編版:有人對我拒絕,說 你不適合我 。我不回話,只是疾馳而去,然后放冷槍感動她。
4.所謂長大,就是你知道那是什么事;所謂成熟,就是你知道后故意說不知道。改編版:所謂愛情,就是男女互設圈套的游戲;所謂婚姻,就是互設圈套后還要故意往里跳。
5.知道看人背后的,是智者和唯美主義者;知道背后看人的,是奸雄。改編版:知道看人背后的,是初戀和情種;知道背后看人的,是老手。
6.美人與英雄:她不需要做愛,但是可以做;他需要做愛,但是可以不做。改編版:女人與男人:她可能不愛你,但是可以裝作愛你;他可能很愛你,但是可以裝作不愛你。
7.怕死的人會死好多次,不敢冒險的人會冒更多的險。改編版:怕失去的人會失去很多東西,不敢去愛的人會失去更多的愛。
8.人生第一快樂是做到自己認為自己做不到的事,人生第二快樂是做到別人認為自己做不到的事。改編版:愛情第一快樂的是泡到自己認為泡不到的人,愛情第二快樂是泡到別人都泡不到的人。
9.只隔著墻對你笑,而不爬過來的才是好鄰居。改編版:先給你寫情書,再鉆進你被窩的才是好情人。
10.敵人:他至少有一點是值得信托的 就是他們絕不變,絕不像朋友一般地忘記你。他跟你永不分離。改編版:情敵:他至少有一點是值得信托的 就是他絕不懈怠,絕不像朋友一般地忽略你,他永遠伺機待發。
11.良醫有兩種:一種是自己能夠把病人治好;一種是知道自己治不好而把病人推薦給治得好的醫生。改編版:好情人有兩種:一種是自己能給對方幸福;一種是知道自己給不了對方幸福而把對方留給能給他/她幸福的人。
12.我從不和氣生財,我只是咆哮生財。獅子從來不和氣,和氣就吃不到lion's share。改編版:我從不寵壞她/他,我只是嚇壞他/她。當家的從來不和氣,和氣就會一直都在take care。
13.膽小的偽君子把白的說成灰的,膽大的偽君子把黑的說成灰的。顛倒黑白最成功的不是顛倒黑白,而是沒有了黑白。
改編版:膽小的求愛者把對方說得天花亂墜,膽大的求愛者把自己說得天花亂墜。甜言蜜語最成功的不是哄別人找不到北,而是哄得連自己都找不到北。
14.有失敗,有英雄,但沒有什么失敗的英雄。英雄從不失敗,他在天塌的時候,也會撈到天鵝。改編版:有失敗,有情圣,但沒有什么失敗的情圣。情圣從不失敗,他在誰都不愛他的時候,還有自己愛他。
15.政客最不要臉的是,他們把出爾反爾,硬叫做此一時彼一時。改編版:情種最不靠譜的是,他們把移情別戀,硬叫做對你失去感覺。
16.國民黨的問題是自己是狼卻有時候不咬人,而空喊狼來了,結果威信頓失,里外既不是人,兩面也不像狼。改編版:色狼的問題是自己是狼卻有時候裝作正人君子而空喊打狼,結果現了原形,里外既沒落好,還遭同道恥笑。
17.人生難免受傷,但別逃跑時傷在背上。改編版:人生難免失戀,但別傷心時再把身體弄傷。
幸运飞艇涮水 18.男人對女人應多一點愛,少一點了解;女人對男人應多一點了解,少一點愛。改編版:這句就沒什么可改了。

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周星馳經典搞笑語句

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感悟人生的經典語句 時間是稀釋劑,眼淚是溶蝕劑


  能沖刷一切的除了眼淚,就是時間,以時間來推移感情,時間越長,沖突越淡,仿佛不斷稀釋的茶。
  欣賞與深思
  時間是稀釋劑,眼淚是溶蝕劑。

有些事情本身我們無法控制,只好控制自己。
  欣賞與深思
  要控制環境,先控制自己。

我不知道我現在做的哪些是對的,那些是錯的,而當我終于老死的時候我才知道這些。所以我現在所能做的就是盡力做好每一件事,然后等待著老死。
  欣賞與深思
  認真對待每一個人,認真做好每一件事,直到老死。


  說話要用腦子,敏事慎言,話多無益,嘴只是一個揚聲器而已,平時一定要注意監督控制好調頻旋鈕和音控開關,否則會給自己帶來許多麻煩。講話不要只顧一時痛快信口開河,以為人家給你笑臉就是欣賞,沒完沒了的把掏心窩子的話都講出來,結果讓人家徹底摸清了家底,還在背后偷偷地笑你。

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幸运飞艇涮水DUIYUNEIXIEJINGCHANGZHAONIMAFANSHENZHIQIFUNIDEREN,NENGRENZEREN,MEIBIYAOSHIKEYUMANGFUGUOBUQU,DANYIDINGYAOGEITAZANZHU,CHOUZHUNJIHUIYIDINGYAOCHEDIJIAOXUNTAYICI,ZAIFALVFUYUDEQUANXIANYINEI,WANGSILIZHENG,WANGSILIZOU,RANGNEIXIERENYONGYUANJIZHU:CHULETADIE,MEIRENHUIGUANTAZHEXIECHOUMAOBING。

MINGQIANGYIDUO,ANJIANNANFANG,BEIHOUSUANJINIDEXIAORENYONGYUANBUHUIXIAOSHI,ZHESHIzgTESE,XIAORENBUKEDEZUI,TONGYANGXIAORENYEBUKERAOSHU,ZHESHIWANSHIBUBIANDEZHENLI,SHUODAODIXIAORENYEYOUXINXIAODEYIMIAN,DUIDAIZHEZHONGRENYAOWENZHUNHEN,NIKEYIZHUANGZUOSHENMEYEMEIFASHENG,TIANXIATAIPING,WANSHIDAJI,RANHOULAIGEMINGXIUZHANDAO,ANDUCHENCANG,YIDUGONGDU,RANGXIAORENZHIDAO:XIAORENYEBUSHISHUIDOUKEYIZUODE,ZUOHAORENYAOYOUSHUIZHUN,ZUOXIAORENTONGYANGYEYOUNANDU。

DUIDAIAINIDERENYIDINGYAOZUNZHONG,AINISHIYOUYUANYINDE,BUYAOWENWEISHENME,JIESHOUDETONGSHIYAOYONGJIABEIDEGUANAIHUIBAO,DANSHIQIANWANBUYAOQIPIANRENJIADEGANQING,YAOZUODAODUIZIJIDUITARENDOUYAOFUZERENNIRUODUIRENJIAMEIGANJUE,YIDINGYAOZHIYANXIANGGAO,BUYAOWEILEZIJIDEMOUZHONGLIYILAILIYONGBIERENDUINIDEGUANAI,YINWEIZHEZHONGGUANAISHINIYONGJINQIANMAIYEMAIBULAIDECAIFU。YAOJIZHU:QINGSHIRENJIAFUCHUDEQINGGAN[/U]JIUDENGYUMIESHIZIJIDELINGHUN,WANWUSANGZHI,WANRENSANGDE,NENGGOUZUODAOZHENZHENGDEQUGUANAIBIERENSHIYIZHONGMEIDE。

BEIHOUKUAJIANGNIDEREN,ZHIDAOLE,YAOZHENZANGZAIXINLI,ZHELIMIANHENSHAOYOUSHUIFEN。YAOJINLIANGZUODAOBUYAOQINGYIDUIBIERENDEYANXINGZUOZONGJIEXINGFAYAN,YINWEIZIJIKANBIERENBUYIDINGHUIKANDEHENQUANMIAN,HENCHEDIZHANGWOYITIAOYUANZE:FENGRENDUOBIANZIJI,SHAOLUNBIEREN

XIAOENXIAOHUIZANDUOLEJIUSHIYIGEDAKULONG,ZHIYAOJIESHOUJIUYIDINGYAOZHAOJIHUIHUIBAO,XINGXIACHUNFENGWANGXIAYU,FUCHUJIUSHIWEILESHOUHUO,QISHIJIUSHIYIGEJIANDANDEZHONGZIYUGUOSHIDEGUANXI。QIANWANBIERANGTIANZHENGEIHAILE,JIZHU:RENSHENGRUXI,DADUOSHIHOUDOUSHIZAIXUNZHAOLIYIDEPINGHENG,YINWEIZHIYOUPINGHENGDEYOUXICAIYOUKENENGWANXIAQU。

HUANYOUXINLIJIBINGDERENSHIBUFUFALVZERENDE,KEYIMEIYOULIYOUDEYAONIYIKOU,SUOYIDUIDAIFENGGOUJIDERENWUYAOJINERYUANZHI,JINLIANGBAOCHIBULAIWANG,BUJIAOLIU,TUIYIBU,HAIKUOTIANKONG,XIANGXINFENGKUANGYESHIYIZHONGRENGE,SUIBUZHIDEZUNZHONG,DANZIYOUQICUNZAIDEDAOLI,SHENGWULIANZHONGSHAOBULEZHEYIHUANJIE。

幸运飞艇涮水ZUOYIGERENSHENGDEGUANGUANGKEBA,SHUODAODIZHIYAOYURENWEISHAN,YIDEFUREN,LISHIFEIYUANDIAN,KAOJIARENJINDIAN,BIANYOULEXINAN,YOULEQIEYI。

兩個人在一起久了,就象左手和右手,即使不再相愛也會選擇相守,因為放棄這么多年的時光需要很大的勇氣。也許生命中會出現你愛的人,但那終歸是過客,你還是會牽著你的左手或者右手一直走下去,幸福真的和愛情無關。
  欣賞與深思
  “執子之手,與子諧老”。當初是誓言,后來是責任,再后來是習慣。

有的人你看了一輩子卻忽視了一輩子,有的人你只看了一眼卻影響了你的一生,有的人熱情的為你而快樂卻被你冷落,有的人讓你擁有短暫的快樂卻得到你思緒的連鎖,有的人一相情愿了N年卻被你拒絕了N年,有的人一個無心的表情卻成了永恒的思念,這就是人生。
  欣賞與深思
  之所以有不同類型的“有的人”,是因為他(她)進入你視線的時間和環境不同。只有在適當的時間和適當的環境下進入你視線的人才能進入你的內心。

BEIAISHIZHENDE,LEISHIJIADE,MEIYOUSHENMEKEZHIZHU;YIBAINIANQIAN,NIBURENSHIWO,WOBURENSHINI;BEIYINGSHIZHENDE,RENSHIJIADE,BENMEIYOUYINGUO;YIBAINIANHOU,MEIYOUNI,YEMEIYOUWO

幸运飞艇涮水LEGUANDEXINTAILAIZIKUANRONG,LAIZIDADU,LAIZISHANJIERENYI,LAIZIYUSHIWUZHENG。

壞心情是失眠時折磨出來的,其實現實并沒有你想的那樣糟糕,生命有高峰也有低谷,根本沒有一帆風順的人生。
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  所謂的緣分無非只有善惡兩種,珍惜善的,也不要絕對排斥惡的,相信擦肩而過也是緣吧,全世界近億人口,碰上誰也不容易,所以遇到惡緣,也要試著寬容,給對方一次機會,不可以上來就全盤否定。

幸运飞艇涮水BUYAORANGSHIYESHANGDEBUSHUNYINGXIANGJIAREN,GENGBUYAORANGJIATINGDEJIUFENYINGXIANGSHIYE。NEIYANGZUOHENBUHUASUAN,JIARENHESHIYEDOUSHOUYINGXIANG,SHENZHISUNSHI。NANRENYAOSHANYUKANGSHI,YAOBAYANLEIYANXIAQU。

待人接物要擺正自己的位置,不可以老把自己當人物,老拿自己當領導,老把自己當富翁,老以為自己是情圣,老是自我感覺良好,即便真是小有作為,業績斐然,也要謹慎,要虛懷若谷,要大智若愚,其實人的最終結局都是一樣的,只是有時會把自己看復雜了。說句俗話:千萬別把自己當回事。
  


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一生受用的生活經典

幸运飞艇涮水SHUOHUAYAOYONGNAOZI,MINSHISHENYAN,HUADUOWUYI,ZUIZHISHIYIJIANYANGSHENGQIERYI,PINGSHIYIDINGYAOZHUYIJIANDU、KONGZHIHAODIAOPINXUANNIUHEYINKONGKAIGUAN,FOUZEHUIGEIZIJIDAILAIXUDUOMAFAN。JIANGHUABUYAOZHIGUYISHITONGKUAI、XINKOUKAIHE,YIWEIRENJIAGEINIXIAOLIANJIUSHIXINSHANG,MEIWANMEILEDEBATAOXINWOZIDEHUADOUJIANGCHULAI,JIEGUORANGRENJIACHEDIMOQINGLEJIADI。HUANTOUZHUXIAONI。

YUSHIBUYAOJIYUXIAJIELUN,JIBIANYOULEDAANYEYAODENGDENG,YEXUYOUGENGHAODEJIEJUEFANGSHI,ZHANZAIBUTONGDEJIAODUJIUYOUBUTONGDAAN,YAOXUEHUIHUANWEISIWEI,TEBIESHIZAIYUDAOMAFANDESHIHOU,QIANWANYAOXUEHUIDENGYIDENG、KAOYIKAO,HENDUOSHIHOUBUDANMAFANHUAJIELE,SHUOBUZHUNHAOYUNYELAILE。

YAOXUEHUIDASHIHUAXIAO、XIAOSHIHUALE,BAFUZADESHIQINGJINLIANGJIANDANCHULI,QIANWANBUYAOBAJIANDANDESHIFUZAHUA。ZHANGWOBANSHIXIAOLVSHIYIMENXUEWEN,YAOKONGZHIHAOJIEZOU。

DUIXIAORENYIDINGYAORENRANG,TUIYIBUHAIKUOTIANKONG,SHIZAIBUXINGBASHUYUZIJIDEKONGJIANYESONGGEITAMEN,RANGTAMENRUYINGGEYANWUBANTAOZUIBA。SUHUASHUODARENDADULIANG,BUBASUSHIFANGZAIXINLI,XIAORENSHUDUJICHANG,REZHUXIAORENJIUDENGYURELEMAFAN,TIANDIXIADINGSHUXIAORENREBUQI。ZHIDAOXIANZAIWOYEMEIXIANGCHUGENGHAODEBANFAZHANSHENGXIAOREN,BUZHIDAOJINGERYUANZHISHIFOUKEXING。

ZHESHIDAOMEIYOUWUYUANWUGUDEAI,YEMEIYOUWUYUANWUGUDEHEN,BUYAOCANYUPINGLUNRENHEREN,ZUODAOXINZHONGYOUSHUJIUKEYILE。SUOWEIGAIGUANLUNDINGDEDAOLIDUOJIANDAN,JIUSHIYOURENCAOZHIGUOJI。SHUIYEMEIYOULILUNYIJULAIJIEDINGHAORENYUHUAIDAN,QISHIJIUSHILIYIGUANXIDEWENTI。XIAOPINGSANQIKAILEMAOZEDONG,SHUOMINGWEIDADERENYEBUYIDINGWANZHENG

幸运飞艇涮水ZHIYOUHUADIAODENEIBUFENQIANCAISHIZHENZHENGSHUYUNIDECAIFU,NIJIUSHIJIACHANWANGUAN,SHENGSHISHEBUDECHI、SHEBUDECHUAN,LIAYANYIBI,SHENGXIADEQIANNIZHIDAOSHUIHUALECAIGUAI,YUANBUYUAN。HUANYOUNEIXIESHENGCHIJIANYONGDETANGUAN,HAOHAODEGAOGUANBUZUO,JIEGUOYINTANFANPIN,YIFENQIANMEIHUAZHUHUANDASHANGGERENCAICHANQUANBUMEISHOU,CANBUCAN。

幸运飞艇涮水ZUOSHIQINGYIDINGYAOSHIXIANSHELIDAODEDIXIAN,XIAOTOUYEQINGCHUYOUXIEDONGXISHIJUEDUIBUNENGTOUDE。SUOYISHUOSHIQINGWANWANBUKEZUOJUE,LUOJINGXIASHIDESHIJUEDUIBUYAOGAN,GEIBIERENRANGCHUTUILUJIUDENGYUZIJIQIANJINLE。

DUIYUNEIXIEJINGCHANGZHAONIMAFANSHENZHIQIFUNIDEREN,NENGRENZEREN,MEIBIYAOSHIKEYUMANGFUGUOBUQU,DANYIDINGYAOGEITAZANZHU,XINCHOUJIUYUANJILEIQILAI,ZHENGYIHEZHENLIJIUSHUYUNILE,NEIMECHOUZHUNJIHUIYIDINGYAOCHEDIJIAOXUNTAYICI,ZAIFALVFUYUDEQUANXIANYINEI,WANGSILIZHENG,WANGSILIZOU,RANGXIAOZIYONGYUANJIZHU:CHULENIDIE,MEIRENHUIGUANNIZHEXIECHOUMAOBING。

YOUXIERENXIGUANLEZHANNIXIAOBIANYI,XIAORENXIAODUCHANG,DARENDADULIANG,YOUJIHUIKENGTAYIBADADE,CHUYICIDAXUE,TONGYANGRANGTAJIZHU:TIANXIAGENBENJIUMEISHENMEMIANFEIDEWUCAN,NAYOUBAIJIANDEBIANYIRANGNIZHUAN。

幸运飞艇涮水MINGQIANGYIDUO,ANJIANNANFANG,BEIHOUSUANJINIDEXIAORENYONGYUANBUHUIXIAOSHI,ZHESHIzgTESE,XIAORENBUKEDEZUI,TONGYANGXIAORENYEBUKERAOSHU,ZHESHIWANSHIBUBIANDEZHENLI,SHUODAODIXIAORENYEYOUXINXIAODEYIMIAN,DUIDAIZHEZHONGRENYAOWENZHUNHEN,NIKEYIZHUANGZUOSHENMEYEMEIFASHENG,TIANXIATAIPING,WANSHIDAJI,RANHOULAIGEMINGXIUZHANDAO,ANDUCHENCANG,YIDUGONGDU,RANGXIAOZIZHIDAO:XIAORENYEBUSHISHUIDOUKEYIZUODE,ZUOHAORENYAOYOUSHUIZHUN,ZUOXIAORENTONGYANGYOUNANDU。

幸运飞艇涮水DUIDAIAINIDERENYIDINGYAOZUNZHONG,AINISHIYOUYUANYINDE,BUYAOWENWEISHENME,JIESHOUDETONGSHIYAOYONGJIABEIDEGUANAIHUIBAO,DANSHIQIANWANBUYAOQIPIANRENJIADEGANQING,NAPANIDUIRENJIAMEIXINGQU,NAPARENJIACHANGDECHOUYIDIAN,ZHESHINIYONGQIANMAIBULAIDECAIFU。JIZHU:QINGSHIRENJIAFUCHUDEQINGGANJIUDENGYUMIESHIZIJI,WANWUSANGZHI,WANRENSANGDE,AIRENSHIYIZHONGMEIDE。

BEIHOUKUAJIANGNIDEREN,ZHIDAOLE,YAOZHENZANGZAIXINLI,ZHELIMIANHENSHAOYOUSHUIFEN.DANGMIANKUAJIANGNINEIJIAOFENGCHENG,ZAINANTINGXIEJIAOXIANMEI,NIKEYIYIXIAOERGUO,JIUDANGSHENMEYEMEIFASHENG,YEXUBUJIUJIUYOUQIUYUNI.DUIYUNEIZHONGDANGZHONGKUAJIANGNIDEREN,JIUSHUHUBUDELE,YEXUNIZHUANGUOSHENQU,JIUYONGZHITOUCHUONI.ZHANGWOYITIAOYUANZE:FENGRENDUOBIANZIJI,SHAOKUABIEREN,XUANXIANPINGYOUDESHIHOUCHUWAI。

XIAOENXIAOHUIZANDUOLEJIUSHIYIGEDAKULONG,ZHIYAOJIESHOUJIUYIDINGYAOZHAOJIHUIHUIBAO,XINGXIACHUNFENGWANGXIAYU,FUCHUJIUSHIWEILESHOUHUO,QISHIJIUSHIYIGEJIANDANDEZHONGZIYUGUOSHIDEGUANXI。QIANWANBIERANGTIANZHENGEIHAILE,JIZHU:RENSHENGRUXI,DOUZAIXUNZHAOLIYIDEPINGHENG,ZHIYOUPINGHENGDEYOUXICAIYOUKENENGWANXIAQU。

HUANYOUXINLIJIBINGDERENSHIBUFUFALVZERENDE,KEYIMEIYOULIYOUDEYAONIYIKOU,SUOYIDUIDAIFENGGOUJIDERENWUYAOJINGERYUANZHI,BAOCHIBULAIWANG,BUJIAOLIU,TUIYIBU,HAIKUOTIANKONG,XIANGXINFENGKUANGYESHIYIZHONGRENGE,SUIBUZHIDEZUNZHONG,DANZIYOUQICUNZAIDEDAOLI,SHENGWULIANSHAOBULEZHEYIHUAN。

ZUOYIGERENSHENGDEGUANGUANGKEBA,SHUODAODIZHIYAOYURENWEISHAN,YIDEFUREN,LISHIFEIYUANDIAN,KAOJIARENJINDIAN,BIANYOULEXINAN,YOULEQIEYI。

幸运飞艇涮水LEGUANDEXINTAILAIZIKUANRONG,LAIZIDADU,LAIZISHANJIERENYI,LAIZIYUSHIWUZHENG。

HUAIXINQINGSHISHIMIANSHIZHEMOCHULAIDE,QISHIXIANSHIBINGMEIYOUNIXIANGDENEIYANGZAOGAO,SHENGMINGYOUGAOFENGYEYOUDIGU,GENBENMEIYOUYIFANFENGSHUNDERENSHENG,DENGXIAOPINGZENMEYANG,SANQISANLUO,ZUIHOUHUANBUSHIFANSHITASHUOLESUAN。

幸运飞艇涮水SUOWEIDEYUANFENWUFEIZHIYOUSHANELIANGZHONG,ZHENXISHANDE,YEBUYAOJUEDUIPAICHIEDE,XIANGXINCAJIANERGUOYESHIYUANBA,QUANSHIJIEJIN60YIRENKOU,PENGSHANGSHUIYEBURONGYI,SUOYIYUDAOEYUAN,YEYAOSHIZHUKUANRONG,GEIDUIFANGYICIJIHUI,BUKEYISHANGLAIJIUQUANPANFOUDING。

BUYAORANGSHIYESHANGDEBUSHUNYINGXIANGJIAREN,GENGBUYAORANGJIATINGDEJIUFENYINGXIANGSHIYE。NEIYANGZUOHENBUHUASUAN,JIARENHESHIYEDOUSHOUYINGXIANG,SHENZHISUNSHI.NANRENYAOSHANYUKANGSHI,YAOBAYANLEIYANXIAQU。

DAIRENJIEWUYAOBAIZHENGZIJIDEWEIZHI,BUKEYILAOBAZIJIDANGRENWU,LAONAZIJIDANGLINGDAO,LAOBAZIJIDANGFUWENG,LAOYIWEIZIJISHIQINGSHENG,LAOSHIZIWOGANJUELIANGHAO,JIBIANZHENSHIXIAOYOUZUOWEI,YEJIFEIRAN,YEYAOJINSHEN,YAOXUHUAIRUOGU,YAODAZHIRUOYU,QISHIRENDEZUIZHONGJIEJUDOUSHIYIYANGDE,ZHISHINIBAZIJIKANFUZALE.SHUOJUSUHUA:QIANWANBIEBAZIJIDANGHUISHI。

PIANNIYICIDERENJUEBUHUIFANGQIDIERCIPIANNIDEJIHUI,DUIPIANZIBUYAOBAORENHEHUANXIANG。

KAOBIANDIBIERENTIGAOZIJIDESHENFEN,QIJIEGUOJIUSHIBAOLUZIJIDEWUZHIYUPINFA。


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夠你學一輩子的生活經典

幸运飞艇涮水SHUOHUAYAOYONGNAOZI,MINSHISHENYAN,HUADUOWUYI,ZUIZHISHIYIJIANYANGSHENGQIERYI,PINGSHIYIDINGYAOZHUYIJIANDU、KONGZHIHAODIAOPINXUANNIUHEYINKONGKAIGUAN,FOUZEHUIGEIZIJIDAILAIXUDUOMAFAN。JIANGHUABUYAOZHIGUYISHITONGKUAI、XINKOUKAIHE,YIWEIRENJIAGEINIXIAOLIANJIUSHIXINSHANG,MEIWANMEILEDEBATAOXINWOZIDEHUADOUJIANGCHULAI,JIEGUORANGRENJIACHEDIMOQINGLEJIADI。HUANTOUZHUXIAONI。

幸运飞艇涮水YUSHIBUYAOJIYUXIAJIELUN,JIBIANYOULEDAANYEYAODENGDENG,YEXUYOUGENGHAODEJIEJUEFANGSHI,ZHANZAIBUTONGDEJIAODUJIUYOUBUTONGDAAN,YAOXUEHUIHUANWEISIWEI,TEBIESHIZAIYUDAOMAFANDESHIHOU,QIANWANYAOXUEHUIDENGYIDENG、KAOYIKAO,HENDUOSHIHOUBUDANMAFANHUAJIELE,SHUOBUZHUNHAOYUNYELAILE。

幸运飞艇涮水YAOXUEHUIDASHIHUAXIAO、XIAOSHIHUALE,BAFUZADESHIQINGJINLIANGJIANDANCHULI,QIANWANBUYAOBAJIANDANDESHIFUZAHUA。ZHANGWOBANSHIXIAOLVSHIYIMENXUEWEN,YAOKONGZHIHAOJIEZOU。

DUIXIAORENYIDINGYAORENRANG,TUIYIBUHAIKUOTIANKONG,SHIZAIBUXINGBASHUYUZIJIDEKONGJIANYESONGGEITAMEN,RANGTAMENRUYINGGEYANWUBANTAOZUIBA。SUHUASHUODARENDADULIANG,BUBASUSHIFANGZAIXINLI,XIAORENSHUDUJICHANG,REZHUXIAORENJIUDENGYURELEMAFAN,TIANDIXIADINGSHUXIAORENREBUQI。ZHIDAOXIANZAIWOYEMEIXIANGCHUGENGHAODEBANFAZHANSHENGXIAOREN,BUZHIDAOJINGERYUANZHISHIFOUKEXING。

幸运飞艇涮水ZHESHIDAOMEIYOUWUYUANWUGUDEAI,YEMEIYOUWUYUANWUGUDEHEN,BUYAOCANYUPINGLUNRENHEREN,ZUODAOXINZHONGYOUSHUJIUKEYILE。SUOWEIGAIGUANLUNDINGDEDAOLIDUOJIANDAN,JIUSHIYOURENCAOZHIGUOJI。SHUIYEMEIYOULILUNYIJULAIJIEDINGHAORENYUHUAIDAN,QISHIJIUSHILIYIGUANXIDEWENTI。XIAOPINGSANQIKAILEMAOZEDONG,SHUOMINGWEIDADERENYEBUYIDINGWANZHENG。

ZHIYOUHUADIAODENEIBUFENQIANCAISHIZHENZHENGSHUYUNIDECAIFU,NIJIUSHIJIACHANWANGUAN,SHENGSHISHEBUDECHI、SHEBUDECHUAN,LIAYANYIBI,SHENGXIADEQIANNIZHIDAOSHUIHUALECAIGUAI,YUANBUYUAN。HUANYOUNEIXIESHENGCHIJIANYONGDETANGUAN,HAOHAODEGAOGUANBUZUO,JIEGUOYINTANFANPIN,YIFENQIANMEIHUAZHUHUANDASHANGGERENCAICHANQUANBUMEISHOU,CANBUCAN。

幸运飞艇涮水ZUOSHIQINGYIDINGYAOSHIXIANSHELIDAODEDIXIAN,XIAOTOUYEQINGCHUYOUXIEDONGXISHIJUEDUIBUNENGTOUDE。SUOYISHUOSHIQINGWANWANBUKEZUOJUE,LUOJINGXIASHIDESHIJUEDUIBUYAOGAN,GEIBIERENRANGCHUTUILUJIUDENGYUZIJIQIANJINLE。

DUIYUNEIXIEJINGCHANGZHAONIMAFANSHENZHIQIFUNIDEREN,NENGRENZEREN,MEIBIYAOSHIKEYUMANGFUGUOBUQU,DANYIDINGYAOGEITAZANZHU,XINCHOUJIUYUANJILEIQILAI,ZHENGYIHEZHENLIJIUSHUYUNILE,NEIMECHOUZHUNJIHUIYIDINGYAOCHEDIJIAOXUNTAYICI,ZAIFALVFUYUDEQUANXIANYINEI,WANGSILIZHENG,WANGSILIZOU,RANGXIAOZIYONGYUANJIZHU:CHULENIDIE,MEIRENHUIGUANNIZHEXIECHOUMAOBING。

YOUXIERENXIGUANLEZHANNIXIAOBIANYI,XIAORENXIAODUCHANG,DARENDADULIANG,YOUJIHUIKENGTAYIBADADE,CHUYICIDAXUE,TONGYANGRANGTAJIZHU:TIANXIAGENBENJIUMEISHENMEMIANFEIDEWUCAN,NAYOUBAIJIANDEBIANYIRANGNIZHUAN。

幸运飞艇涮水MINGQIANGYIDUO,ANJIANNANFANG,BEIHOUSUANJINIDEXIAORENYONGYUANBUHUIXIAOSHI,ZHESHIzgTESE,XIAORENBUKEDEZUI,TONGYANGXIAORENYEBUKERAOSHU,ZHESHIWANSHIBUBIANDEZHENLI,SHUODAODIXIAORENYEYOUXINXIAODEYIMIAN,DUIDAIZHEZHONGRENYAOWENZHUNHEN,NIKEYIZHUANGZUOSHENMEYEMEIFASHENG,TIANXIATAIPING,WANSHIDAJI,RANHOULAIGEMINGXIUZHANDAO,ANDUCHENCANG,YIDUGONGDU,RANGXIAOZIZHIDAO:XIAORENYEBUSHISHUIDOUKEYIZUODE,ZUOHAORENYAOYOUSHUIZHUN,ZUOXIAORENTONGYANGYOUNANDU。

幸运飞艇涮水DUIDAIAINIDERENYIDINGYAOZUNZHONG,AINISHIYOUYUANYINDE,BUYAOWENWEISHENME,JIESHOUDETONGSHIYAOYONGJIABEIDEGUANAIHUIBAO,DANSHIQIANWANBUYAOQIPIANRENJIADEGANQING,NAPANIDUIRENJIAMEIXINGQU,NAPARENJIACHANGDECHOUYIDIAN,ZHESHINIYONGQIANMAIBULAIDECAIFU。JIZHU:QINGSHIRENJIAFUCHUDEQINGGANJIUDENGYUMIESHIZIJI,WANWUSANGZHI,WANRENSANGDE,AIRENSHIYIZHONGMEIDE。

BEIHOUKUAJIANGNIDEREN,ZHIDAOLE,YAOZHENZANGZAIXINLI,ZHELIMIANHENSHAOYOUSHUIFEN.DANGMIANKUAJIANGNINEIJIAOFENGCHENG,ZAINANTINGXIEJIAOXIANMEI,NIKEYIYIXIAOERGUO,JIUDANGSHENMEYEMEIFASHENG,YEXUBUJIUJIUYOUQIUYUNI.DUIYUNEIZHONGDANGZHONGKUAJIANGNIDEREN,JIUSHUHUBUDELE,YEXUNIZHUANGUOSHENQU,JIUYONGZHITOUCHUONI.ZHANGWOYITIAOYUANZE:FENGRENDUOBIANZIJI,SHAOKUABIEREN,XUANXIANPINGYOUDESHIHOUCHUWAI。

XIAOENXIAOHUIZANDUOLEJIUSHIYIGEDAKULONG,ZHIYAOJIESHOUJIUYIDINGYAOZHAOJIHUIHUIBAO,XINGXIACHUNFENGWANGXIAYU,FUCHUJIUSHIWEILESHOUHUO,QISHIJIUSHIYIGEJIANDANDEZHONGZIYUGUOSHIDEGUANXI。QIANWANBIERANGTIANZHENGEIHAILE,JIZHU:RENSHENGRUXI,DOUZAIXUNZHAOLIYIDEPINGHENG,ZHIYOUPINGHENGDEYOUXICAIYOUKENENGWANXIAQU。

幸运飞艇涮水HUANYOUXINLIJIBINGDERENSHIBUFUFALVZERENDE,KEYIMEIYOULIYOUDEYAONIYIKOU,SUOYIDUIDAIFENGGOUJIDERENWUYAOJINGERYUANZHI,BAOCHIBULAIWANG,BUJIAOLIU,TUIYIBU,HAIKUOTIANKONG,XIANGXINFENGKUANGYESHIYIZHONGRENGE,SUIBUZHIDEZUNZHONG,DANZIYOUQICUNZAIDEDAOLI,SHENGWULIANSHAOBULEZHEYIHUAN。

幸运飞艇涮水ZUOYIGERENSHENGDEGUANGUANGKEBA,SHUODAODIZHIYAOYURENWEISHAN,YIDEFUREN,LISHIFEIYUANDIAN,KAOJIARENJINDIAN,BIANYOULEXINAN,YOULEQIEYI。

幸运飞艇涮水LEGUANDEXINTAILAIZIKUANRONG,LAIZIDADU,LAIZISHANJIERENYI,LAIZIYUSHIWUZHENG。

幸运飞艇涮水HUAIXINQINGSHISHIMIANSHIZHEMOCHULAIDE,QISHIXIANSHIBINGMEIYOUNIXIANGDENEIYANGZAOGAO,SHENGMINGYOUGAOFENGYEYOUDIGU,GENBENMEIYOUYIFANFENGSHUNDERENSHENG,DENGXIAOPINGZENMEYANG,SANQISANLUO,ZUIHOUHUANBUSHIFANSHITASHUOLESUAN。

幸运飞艇涮水SUOWEIDEYUANFENWUFEIZHIYOUSHANELIANGZHONG,ZHENXISHANDE,YEBUYAOJUEDUIPAICHIEDE,XIANGXINCAJIANERGUOYESHIYUANBA,QUANSHIJIEJIN60YIRENKOU,PENGSHANGSHUIYEBURONGYI,SUOYIYUDAOEYUAN,YEYAOSHIZHUKUANRONG,GEIDUIFANGYICIJIHUI,BUKEYISHANGLAIJIUQUANPANFOUDING。

BUYAORANGSHIYESHANGDEBUSHUNYINGXIANGJIAREN,GENGBUYAORANGJIATINGDEJIUFENYINGXIANGSHIYE。NEIYANGZUOHENBUHUASUAN,JIARENHESHIYEDOUSHOUYINGXIANG,SHENZHISUNSHI.NANRENYAOSHANYUKANGSHI,YAOBAYANLEIYANXIAQU。

DAIRENJIEWUYAOBAIZHENGZIJIDEWEIZHI,BUKEYILAOBAZIJIDANGRENWU,LAONAZIJIDANGLINGDAO,LAOBAZIJIDANGFUWENG,LAOYIWEIZIJISHIQINGSHENG,LAOSHIZIWOGANJUELIANGHAO,JIBIANZHENSHIXIAOYOUZUOWEI,YEJIFEIRAN,YEYAOJINSHEN,YAOXUHUAIRUOGU,YAODAZHIRUOYU,QISHIRENDEZUIZHONGJIEJUDOUSHIYIYANGDE,ZHISHINIBAZIJIKANFUZALE.SHUOJUSUHUA:QIANWANBIEBAZIJIDANGHUISHI。

PIANNIYICIDERENJUEBUHUIFANGQIDIERCIPIANNIDEJIHUI,DUIPIANZIBUYAOBAORENHEHUANXIANG。KAOBIANDIBIERENTIGAOZIJIDESHENFEN,QIJIEGUOJIUSHIBAOLUZIJIDEWUZHIYUPINFA。


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愛情呼叫轉移經典搞笑語錄

幸运飞艇涮水WOBUSHIYIGESUIBIANDEREN,SUIBIANQILAIWOBUSHIRENY

幸运飞艇涮水ZHELISHIHAINANDAOMA?TASHIGAOERFUMA?

幸运飞艇涮水WOHECHAORENDEWEIYIQUBIEJIUSHIWODEKUCHACHUANZAILIMIAN。

AIGUOZHESHIDAODAN,BUSHIMP3.

JIELE,GENGDANXIN。

WOKAO,WOSHISHAFA。

WOMENJIEHUNBA,TIANLIANGJIUQUDENGJI。

NIBUYONGGENWOJIESHI。

YUFANHUASHI,QIUDANRAN。

GUANJIANSHIGAODINGSHUBOTE。

SUZHI,ZHUYISUZHI。

JIZHU,GOUBUNENGWUCHIDAOZHEZHONGDIBU。

幸运飞艇涮水WOBANIDESHENGHUOHUILEMEISHENME,YAOSHISHENGHUOBANIHUILECAIKEPANI。

幸运飞艇涮水NIDUINVRENJUEWANGYEMEISHENME,NVRENDUINIJUEWANGCAIKEPANI。

MEIGENVRENDOUSHIYIBASHUANGRENJIAN,TAMENZUIKEAIDEDIFANGYEXUJIUSHITAMENZUIKEPADEDIFANG。

AIYIGEREN,JIUDEAITADEQUANBU。

幸运飞艇涮水RENSHENGBUSHIQIANBIZI,XIANGPICABUDIAO。

WOPIANPIANTIANSHI,YICHENGXINWEIBEN。

《AIQINGHUJIAOZHUANYI》SHIYIBUTANTAOAIQINGZHENLIDEDIANYING。PIANZHONGGUANYUNANRENHENVREN,YIJIGUANYUAIQINGBENSHENYOUHENDUOCHONGMANZHIHUIDEJINGDIANTAICI,RANGRENJIUJIUHUIWEI。|

1.NIBUYONGGENWOJIESHI。

GONGBEIBIZAIPIANZHONGFANFUNIANTAODEYIJUHUA。DUIYUNANREN,NIYIDINGYAORENQINGTADEZHENMIANMU,DANSHIYOUDESHIHOUDUIYUTADESUOZUOSUOWEINIZUIHAOHUANSHIYAOZHENGYIZHIYAN,BIYIZHIYAN。“NIBUYONGGENWOJIESHI!”SHIDUIFUNANRENDEHENCONGMINGDEYIJUHUA。

2.WOBUGENLILEHUNDENANRENJIEHUN。

ZHESHISHIYUANZEWEISHENGMINGDECHENXIAOYU(FANBINGBINGSHI)DUIYUHUNYINDEZUIDAYUANZE。ZHENIANTOU,BUGENLILEHUNDENANRENJIEHUNDENVRENSHAOZHIYOUSHAOLE,YINWEIZHENIANTOUMEIYOUJIGENANRENSHIMEILIGUOHUNDE。RENMENDUIYUZHEJUHUADOUBUNEIMERENZHEN,YINWEIMAOSITAGENGXIANGYIJUDIAOKAN。

3.WOMENJIEHUNBA。

幸运飞艇涮水80HOUDEYIDAIDUIYUYIQIESHIWUDOUNEIMEMANBUJINGXIN,SHENZHISHIDUIDAIHUNYIN。ZAITAMENYANZHONG,JIEHUNYEXUJINJINXIANGDANGYUWANYIGEZUIXINKUANDEYOUXI,ZONGYOUYITIANYEHUIYANFAN,HUNYINSIHUYIJINGSHIQULEZUICHUDESHENSHENGHEZEREN。

幸运飞艇涮水4.TIAOFANGZIJIUGENTIAONANRENYIYANG。

DUIYUCONGMINGDENVRENLAISHUO,RENSHENGDELIANGJIANDASHIJIUSHITIAOYIGEHAODENANRENHETIAOYITAOHAODEFANGZI。GENGCONGMINGDENVRENKEYIJIANGZHELIANGJIANSHIDENGTONGQILAI,ZAITIAOFANGZIDESHIHOUBAFANGZIDANGZUONANRENLAITIAOTI,ERZAITIAONANRENDESHIHOUBANANRENDANGZUOFANGZILAITIAOTI。DANGRANZHEXIANGRENWUSHISHIQILAIXIANGDANGKUNNAN,YIBUXIAOXIN,RENFANGLIANGKONG。

5.TIANTIANCUINIJIEHUNDENANRENYAOBUSHIQINGSHENG,YAOBUJIUSHIPIANZI。

YIYUDAOCHULEXIANGJIEHUNNANRENDEZHENDI。YUELAIYUEDUODERENDONGDELEWEICHENG,YUSHIYUELAIYUEDUODERENBUZAIXIANGXINHUNYIN。QINGSHENGHUOZHEPIANZIDOUBUSHIKEYIXINLAIDEREN,SUOYIHENDUORENMIANDUIJIEHUNXUANZELETAOBI。ZHEJUHUAHUANZUONVRENYEXUSHITIANTIANCUINIJIEHUNDENVRENYAOBUSHIPIANZI,YAOBUJIUSHISHAZI。

幸运飞艇涮水6.GAOFEI(QINHAILUSHI)DEXINLICESHITI:NIBEIKUNYIGESHIHUODEWUZILI,NIHUIXUANZESHENMEYANGDETAOSHENGLUXIAN?1、MEN,2、CHUANGHU,3、HOUMEN,4、DENGXIAOFANGDUIYUANJIU。

幸运飞艇涮水ZHESHIYIDAOYONGLAICESHINIDECHUGUIZHISHUDEXINLICESHI。DANGRANWULUNNIXUANNAYIGEDOUBUHUIRANGGAOFEIMANYIDE,TAZIYIWEIWANQUANLEJIENANRENDEXIANGFA。NIXUANZELECHUGUIZHISHUDIDE1HUO2,TAHUIJUEDENIXUWEI;NIXUANZELECHUGUIZHISHUGAODE3HUO4,TAHUIRENWEINIBUANQUAN。ZONGZHI,DUIYUZHEYANGDETI,XUANZECHENMOSHISHANGSHANGZHICE。

7.NANRENZUINASHOUDEJIUSHIGENNVRENSHUO,WOHUIFUZEREN。KENANRENGENGNASHOUDESHIJIAZHUANGYOUZHIDAOGENBENBUZHIDAOSHEN。MEJIAOZUOZEREN。

幸运飞艇涮水YOUSHIYIJUDUIYUNANRENDEPIPANYANCI。YOURENHUIRENWEIZHISHIYIJUNVQUANZHUYIDELUNDIAN,KESHIZHEJUHUAXIDUQILAISIHURENGRANMANHANLENVRENDUIYUNANRENDENIAIZHIQING,BIJINGDUIYU“WOHUIFUZEREN”ZHEJUHUA,MEIYOUDUOSHAORENBUHUIXINDONGDE,JISHIMINGZHIDAOZHEZHISHIYIJUHUAERYI。

幸运飞艇涮水8.GAOFEI:NIBEIKUNHUANGDAO,PIAOLAIYITIAOCHUAN,CHUANSHANGYOUGEMEINVQIEZHINENGRONGNAYIREN,NIHUI:A、QIANGCHUANZOUREN;B、SHASIMEINV,QIANGCHUANZOUREN,YINWEIMEINVZAIHUANGDAOSHANGKENDINGSI;C、LIUXIAMEINV,TIANTIANYUNYU,D、RANGMEINVZOU,NILIUXIADENGSI;NIXUANJI?

XULANG:A。

GAOFEI:NISHIQINSHOU。

XULANG:B。

幸运飞艇涮水GAOFEI:NILIANQINSHOUDOUBURU。

XULANG:C。

幸运飞艇涮水GAOFEI:NIBIQINSHOUHUANQINSHOU。

XULANG:D。

GAOFEI:NIBUDANQINSHOU,HUANBIQINSHOUBEN。

ZHEDUANPOJUYOUMOGANDEDUIHUA,BUJINJINSHIYIGEHUANGDAOKUNJING,GENGSHIYIGENANRENDEKUNJING。MIANDUIZHEYANGDUODUOBIRENDENVREN,NANRENSHICHUYUJUEDUIDEBEIDONGDE。YOUXIENVRENMEIYOURENZHIDAOTAZAIXIANGSHENME,JIUXIANGZHEWEIGAOFEINVSHI,TAYONGYUANDOUZAICHUAIMOZHONG,DUIYURENHERENDUIQUEFAXINRENGAN,YUSHIMIANDUITADENANRENCAIHUIYIGEGELUOHUANGERTAO。SUOYIYIHOU,CONGMINGDENIDUIYUNANRENZHEJIANSHIHUANSHIZUOZHUANGSHAZHUANGBIJIAOHAO。

9.NIDUINVRENJUEWANGMEISHI,NVRENDUINIJUEWANGCAIMAFAN。

LIANGGENANRENZAITAOLUNNVRENSHIFACHUDEYIJUWUNAIDEGANKAI。AIQINGZHONGMEIYOUJUEDUIDEPINGDENG,NVRENSIHUZONGSHINENGSHUNLICHENGZHANGDICHENGWEINIDE“SHANGSI”。SUOYIDUIYUNIDELINGDAO,DUITAJUEWANGMEISHENMESHI,ERDANGTADUINIJUEWANGLE,NIDEMINGYUNJIUSHIBEIpassDIAO。

10.NINGJING:NIXIANZAISHITIYUQUANLIDE,HUANSHIYULEQUANLIDE?

幸运飞艇涮水HUANGJIANXIANG:WOXIANZAISHIKUAQUAN,ZHENGZHUNBEIJINJUNFANGDICHANQUAN。

幸运飞艇涮水ZICONGHUANGJIANXIANGYONGGANDI“XIANGGENANRENYIYANGZHANDOU”ZHIHOU,TASIHUJIUHEYULEBAGUAJIEXIALEBUJIEZHIYUAN。“KUAQUAN”DETAZAI《HUJIAO》ZHONGDEZIWOCHAOFENG,RANGDAJIADOUHUIXINYIXIAO,SHENZHITAHUANSHUNBIANFENGCILEYIXIA

JINLAIDEFANGDICHANRE。WULUNTADEZIWOCHAOFENG,HUANSHITADECHAOFENGTAREN,DOURANGWOMENKANDAOLETAZHENDEXIANGGENANRENYIYANGZAIZHANDOULE。

AIQINGHUJIAOZHUANYIGAOXIAOTAICIDUIBAI

NV:QINGZHENGLUYU

WEISHENMELIHUNA?

NAN:GUOZHENHONGSHU

WOJUEDEMEIJING

NV:QUECHAOFENGLICHAOXIAQIU

NANRENZENMECAINENGJUEDEYOUJING

NAN:KAIBAOZHIZHUDONGSHANYANG

TASHIZAIMEIYOUBANFARANGWOZAIRENSHOULE

NV:ZHAOPAIPIAOXIANGRUGEHUANG

NANRENJIUMEIYOUZERENMA

NAN:RISHIJINGUNIUROUJUAN

WOYIJINGJINLIERWEILE

NV:YIFENSHENGJIANBAO

幸运飞艇涮水FANZHENGDOUSHINVRENDECUOJIUDUILE

NAN:LIANGTINGKEKOUKELE

QISHIWOBUSHIZHEGEYISI

幸运飞艇涮水NV:GOULE,JIUZHEYANGBA,NANRENDOUZHEYANG

NAN:“YOUJIANSHIWODEGENNISHUOQINGCHU。”

NV:“SHENMESHI?”

NAN:“WOSHILIGUOHUNDE。”

NV:“NEINILIGUOHUNHOUJIAOWANGLEDUOSHAONVREN。”

NAN:“NISHIDIYIGE。”

NV:“(KUANGXI)WA,SHAFA,SHAFA,WOZHANLENIDESHAFA。”

NAN:“WOMENLIHUNBA。”

幸运飞艇涮水NV:“NEINISHUOGELIYOU。”

NAN:“NIYIJIANZISEDEMAOYICHUANLEHAOJINIAN,TIANTIANCHIMIANHUANDAISHENG。”

幸运飞艇涮水NV:“ZHEJIUSHILIYOU?NIRANGWOZENMEGENFUMUQINQIPENGYOUJIESHI。”

NAN:“YAOBUWOMENJIUBULILE。”

NV:“BULI,BULIYEYAOSHUOCHULIYOU。”

NV:“GEINICHUDAOTI。YIGENANRENHEYIGENVRENLIULUOHUANGDAO,XIANZAIYOUWEIYIYITIAOCHUANKEYITAOSHENG,A,SHALENVDEZOU。B,LIANGGERENDOUBUZOU,JIXUTIANTIANMIMI。C,NIZIJIZOU,BANVRENLIUXIA。D,FANGNVDEZOU,NIZIJILIUXIA。”

NAN:“WOXUANC。”

NV:“QINSHOU!”

NAN:“NEIWOXUANA。”

NV:“LIANQINSHOUDOUBURU。”

NAN:“NEIWOXUANB。”

幸运飞艇涮水NV:“QINSHOUZHONGDEQINSHOU。”

NAN:“WOXUAND。”

幸运飞艇涮水NV:“BUJINSHIQINSHOU,ERQIEHUANYUCHUN。”

NV:“JIANXIANG,NIXIANZAISHIYULEQUANHUANSHITIYUQUANDE?”

HUANGJIANXIANG:“WOYEBUZHIDAOWOSHINAGEQUANDE。”

幸运飞艇涮水NAN:“WOSONGNISHANGQUBA。”

幸运飞艇涮水NV:“NISONGWO,HE,XIANGGENWOSHANGCHUANGBA。”

NAN:“WOMEIYOU。YAOBUWOMENHUANGEDIFANGZOUZOU。”

NV:“DIYIZHAOBUXING,JIUZOUDIERZHAO,ZHESHINANRENTONGCHANGYINYOUNVRENDEJILIA。”

NAN:“WOMEIYOU。”

NV:“NEINIKOUXIANGTANGGANMAJIAODENEIMELIHAI,GANGCAIHUANWENZIJIDEYEXIAYOUMEIYOUHUCHOU。”

NAN:“WOZHENDEMEIYOU。”

幸运飞艇涮水NV:“NANDAONIBUXIANGHEWOSHANGCHUANGMA?”

幸运飞艇涮水NAN:“SHUIXIANGLE,SHUIYEBUHUIXIANGHENISHANGCHUANG。”

NV:“ZHESHIWOXIANSHENG。”

NAN1:“O。”

幸运飞艇涮水NV:“JIUJIUSHIWOGENNISHUOGUODEWOQIANFU。”

幸运飞艇涮水NAN2:“QIANBEI,QIANBEI,JIUYANGJIUYANG。”

NVYISHENG:“DARENHEDUZILIDEHAIZIMEIYOUWENTI。”

幸运飞艇涮水NAN:“HAIZI。WOMEN,WOMENMEIYOUGUANXI”

幸运飞艇涮水NVYISHENG:“WOGUANBULENIMENSHENMEGUANXI。”

NAN:“BU,BU……”

幸运飞艇涮水NVYISHENG:“NIBUYONGJIESHI。”

NANRENDADIANHUA,WOSHUOAIGUOZHE,BU,BU,BUSHISHUOAIGUOZHEMP3,SHINEIGEFEIMAOTUIDAODAN,WORUGUONEIKUWAICHUAN,BITAKUAI,JIUSHICHAOREN。

DANGJINGCHAZHUADAOTASHI,TAHENWUNAIDESHUO:“WOJINTIANJIUSHIMEIYOUNEIKUWAICHUAN。”

SHOULOUXIAOJIE:“JIUZHEYANGBAFANGZIDINGXIALAIBA。”

NV:“BUZHUJI,ZHISHAOHUANDELAILIANGCI,YICIWANSHANGLAI,KANKANZHAOMINGHUANJINGHAOBUHAO,YICIYUTIANLAI,KANKANFANGSHUIQINGKUANGRUHE。”

幸运飞艇涮水NV:“ZHEMAIFANGJIUXIANGZHAONANREN,DIYICISHIKANBUCHUSHENMEMAOBINGDE。”

幸运飞艇涮水NAN:“NIBUYONGZHUNBEITAIDUOCHIDE。”

NV:“MEIGUANXI,BUDUO,NIYAOSHIEJIUXIANDIANDIANER,ZHUOZISHANGYOUCHIDE。”

NANNAZHUJIUCHI,PANGBIANDEGOUBIANKANBIANLIUKOUSHUI。

幸运飞艇涮水NAN:“ZHEBUSHIGEIGOUCHIDE,ZHESHIRENCHIDE。”

NANDESHIZHUFANGDAOGOUDEZUIBIAN,YOUXUNSUNAKAI,DIAODOULEYIXIAGOU。

幸运飞艇涮水GOUWUNAIDEKANZHUCHUFANGLIDEZHUREN,HAOKELIAN。

NANRENCHIDAOZUIHOUYIGECAIFAXIANZIJIBAYIPANGOULIANGQUANCHIGUOLE。

KUANGTUing……

幸运飞艇涮水NAN:“NIDAISHOUQIANGLEMA?”

NV:“MEIDAI。”

NAN:“NEINIDAISHOUKAOLEMA?”

NV:“DAIZHUNI。”

幸运飞艇涮水NAN:“RANGWOWANWANXINGMA?WOHUANMEIYOUJIANGUONI。”

NV:“NIYOUBINGYA。”

NAN:“WOMENYIRENKAOYIZHISHOUXINGBA,ZHEYANGHAOWAN。”

KAOWANHOUNVJINGCHAFAXIANLEYOUGETAOFAN。NANRENHUANMEIYOUFANYINGGUOLAIYIBEINVRENTUOZOU。LIANGGEYIRENKAOZHUYIZHISHOUFENGKUANGDEPAO。

FUWUSHENGZAIHOUBIANZHUI。

FUWUSHENG:“DAGE,WEILEZHEDIANFANQIANBUYAOMING,BUZHIDE。”


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周星馳經典語句

1、QISHIWOJIUSHIGAIBIANSHEHUIFENGQI,FENGMOWANQIANSHAONV,CIJIDIANYINGSHIDAO,TIGAONIANQINGRENNEIHAN,YUSHULINFENG,FENGDUPIANPIANDEZHENGGUZHUANJIA,WOMINGJIAOGUJING,YINGWENMINGJIAOJingKoo!

2、JIESHAOPizzadDENANPENGYOUGEINIRENSHI,TADEFAXINGYOUSHUAIYOUNANKAN,YOUMEISHENMEQIAN,YEMEIDUGUOSHU,XINGNENGLIYOUMAMAHUHU,BUGUODOUSUANYIBIAORENCAILA。HAHA……

幸运飞艇涮水3、ASHUICHULEMINGDEPAONIUWUSHU,SHIWOMENSUOYOUNANRENDEYANZHONGDING。TAYOUYADETITAISANFACHUYOURENDEMEILI,RANGSUOYOUDESHAONVDOUNANYIKANGJU。TANEISHUANGJIAORENXINSUIDEYANJING,BUGUANDUOMELENGAODENVXING,DOUHUIBEITAWENROUDEYANSHENSUORONGHUA,TASHIZHONGSUOGONGRENDEJIEFANGQINGSHENG,XINGYUNCHACANTINGDELINGHUN,SHUIDOURENSHIDE——DANTAWANGZI

4、TAGAOAO,DANSHIZHAIXINRENHOU,TADIDIAO,DANSHISHOUWANRENJINGYANG,TAKEYIBASHENSIGEIRENLEIDEHUO,YUNYONGDECHUSHENRUHUA,SHAOCHUKANCHENGHUOZHIYISHUDECHAOJICAISHI,TAJIUJINGSHISHENXIANDEHUASHEN?HUANSHIDIYUDESHIZHE?MEIRENZHIDAO,DANSHIKEYIKENDING,MEIGERENDOUGEITAYIGECHENGHAO——SHI~~SHEN!

5、CIHUADANGZHEN?!SHUOGUODEHUABUNENGBUSUANSHUE!BUCUO!WOJIUSHIMEIMAOYUZHIHUIBINGZHONG,YINGXIONGYUXIAYIDEHUASHENTANGBOHU!

6、BUPAGAOSUNI,WOCONGBBZIDESHIHOUJIUYIJINGJIANGUOFEIDIE,JISHIRENSUOSHUODEUFO,BUMINGFEIXINGWUTINIDONGBUDONG?4SUINEINIANWOYOUJIANGUOCHUANSHUOZHONGDENISIHUSHUIGUAI,YOUTONGXIMALAYASHANDEDAJIAOGUAILIAOGUOTIANCAIGUOQUAN,ZAIJIASHANGWOCONGXIAODAODATIANTIANZAOSHANGDOUWANGUOSHANCHE,WANSHANGNIJIUWANHAIDAOCHUAN,YEDOUHUIZAOSHANGWANHAIDAOCHUAN,WANSHANGWANGUOSHANCHE,HUANGHUNZAIWANDUOCIHAIDAOCHUANDOUSHIGUOYAWOGAOSUNI。

7、PINGNIDEZHIHUI,WOHENNANGENNIJIESHI!

幸运飞艇涮水8、SHI,NISHIYITANSHI。MINGBIYIBIANYI。WOKAIBENCHI,NIWABISHI。CHIFAN!?CHISHIBANI!

幸运飞艇涮水9、JIANSHUIMIANMEIGUOGUOLENGSHUI,SUOYIMIANLIMIANQUANSHIJIANSHUIWEI。YUWANYEMEIYOUYUWEI,DANSHINIWEILEYANSHI,TEBIEJIASHANGLEKALIZHI,XIANGBATAZUOCHENGKALIYUWAN。DANZHEMEZUOTAITIANZHENLE,YINWEINIZHUDESHIJIANBUGOU,KALIDEWEIDAOZHIZAIBIAOMIANSHANG,WANQUANMEIYOUJINDAOLIMIANQU,FANGJINTANGLIMIANYUWANJIUBEICHONGDANLE。HAOHAODEYIKEKALIYUWAN,RANGNIZUODESHIJIMEIYOUYUWEIYOUMEIYOUKALIWEI,SHIBAI!LUOBUMEITIAOGUO,JINTAIDUO,SHIBAI!ZHUPIZHUDETAILAN,MEIYAOTOU,SHIBAI!ZHUXUEYOULANXIXIDE,YIJIAJIUSAN,SHIBAIZHONGDESHIBAI!ZUICANDEJIUSHIDACHANGLE,LIMIANGENBENMEIXIGANJING,HUANYOUYITUOSHI,NIYOUMEIYOUGAOCUO?AI,YOUTUOSHIAI,AI,YOUTUOSHINIKANDAOLEMEIYOU?AI,YOUTUOSHI!

幸运飞艇涮水10、HUANGMIU!WOGANDADANDESHUOYIJU,ZAIWODEMIANQIAN,HUANMEIYOURENGANZHUANGMOZUOYANG,NIGEIWOANJINGYIDIAN!

11、JIANTOUFABUYINGGAIKANBIERENZENMEJIANJIUFASHENJINGGENLIUXING,YAOPEIHEA!NIKANNIDEFAXING,WANQUANBUPEIHENIDELIANXINGLIANXINGYOUBUPEIHESHENXING,SHENXINGYOUHEFAXINGWANQUANBUDA,ERQIEJIDUBUPEIHEA!!HUANGE!NIJIUJINGYAOZENMEYANGA?

12、NISHUOSHENME?NIZHEZHONGHUANGHUAYESHUODECHUKOU?NIDUIBUDUIDEQIZIJIDELIANGXIN?DUIBUDUIDEQINIDEFUMU?DUIBUDUIDEQIZHEGEGUOJIA?NIGANKUAIZHAOKAIJIZHEHUICHENGQING,FOUZEWOJIUBANIDEPI,CHAINIDEGU,HENIDEXUE!

幸运飞艇涮水13、SHIZAILINGRENTAISHIWANG。TINGDAONIDESHENGYIN,WOHUANYIWEINISHIYIGEHENYOUGANXING,HENYOUDIANYINGHUANXIANGDEREN。KANNIZHEYISHENZAOXING,JIUZHIDAONITAIMEIYOUNEIHANLE。

幸运飞艇涮水14、LAOBANNIANG:NISHENGERZIMEIPIYAN,LAOBAMAIPIYAN,NIZIJILANPIYAN,AICHIJIPIYAN。DAPIGU,NIZIJIMEISHENGYI,HUANPAOLAINAOWO?

15、MINGYUNZHENSHIBUGONGPING,WEISHENMEWOZHEMESHUAIQUEYAODIAOTOUFA,NIMENCHANGDENEIMECHOUQUEBUDIAOTOUFA。

16、NIXIANZOUBA,WODENGWODETUIMEINEIMEZHANDOU,XINTIAOMEINEIMELUANDESHIHOU,WOZAIZOUHAOLE。

幸运飞艇涮水17、SANSHIDUONIANQIAN,WOSHANGZHONGXUEDESHIHOU,WOZHENDESHISHIKEKEDOUHUIXIANGZHUTA,YOUSHIHOUSANIAODOUHUITURANJIANTINGYIXIA,RANHOUXIANGQITA,XINLITIANTIANDE,GENZHUNEIBANPAONIAOJIUWANGLENIAOLE。

18、ZIDANSHERULEWODEDATUIGU,YAZHULEWODEDADONGMO,DANGZHUWODESANCHASHENJING,XIANZAIWOZUOBIANNAOBUQUEYANGMABI,YOUBANSHENKAISHITANHUAN,(SIKAIKUZI)YIDINGYAOYONGDAOGEKAISHANGKOUBAZIDANQUCHULAI。

幸运飞艇涮水19、WOSHISHUOWODEZHEGEFANGFA,SHIGUDAISHENYIHUATUOSUOYONGDEFENXINDAFA。GUDAIYOUGUANYUNCHANGQUANSHENGUANZHUXIAXIANGQIGUAGULIAODU,JINRIYOUWO007JUJINGHUISHENKANAPIANWAGUQUDANTOU,KAISHI--

幸运飞艇涮水20、DANGTOUYIDAO,JIUYOUETOUKANDAOBIZINEI,NEI(ZHIDANGKOU),JIUZAITADEDANGKOUGENQIAN,WEILONGGUKANLEHAOJIDAO,DUANLELIANGTIAOJIN,YAZHULESANCHASHENJING,YINGXIANGLEDANAODEZHONGSHUXITONG,LIANYADOUCUANCHULAILE。

幸运飞艇涮水21、ZHANGUOJITOU,SHAOGUOHUANGZHI,SHAXUEWEIMENGZHIHOU,WEIXIAOBAONIJIUSHIWOTIANDIHUIDEXIONGDI,ZANSHIBIANRUQINGMUTANG。WOMENYOUSHIDAHUIGUI,ERSHIDASHOUZE,SANSHIDAJIETIAO,BASHIXIAOJIETIAO,RUGUOFANLEQIZHONGYITIAODEHUA,JIUSUANNISHIWODETUDI,YEYAOSHENSHOUJIUJIUBASHIYIDAOERSI。

幸运飞艇涮水22、BUGUOZHEYANG,WOSHIYIGEGANQINGHENFUZADEREN,YIGEGANQINGHENFUZADERENRUGUOZHIAINIYIGERENDEHUA,JIUHUIBIANDEGANQINGYOUQUEXIAN,YIGEGANQINGYOUQUEXIANDEREN,NIJIUSUANYONGYUANDIYONGYOUTA,YESHIMEIYONGDE。

幸运飞艇涮水23、XIAOQIANG!XIAOQIANGNIZENMELEXIAOQIANG?XIAOQIANG,NIBUNENGSIA!WOGENNIXIANGYIWEIMING,TONGGANGONGKULEZHEMEDUONIAN,YIZHIBANIDANGQINSHENGGUROUYIYANGJIAONIYANGNI,XIANGBUDAOJINTIAN,BAIFARENSONGHEIFA。

24、SUOYISHUOZUOYAOJIUXIANGZUORENYIYANG,YAOYOURENCIDEXIN,YOULERENCIDEXIN,JIUBUZAISHIYAO,SHIRENYAO。

25、LUNZHIHUIGENWUGONGNI,WOYIZHIBITAGAOYIDIANDIAN,KESHIXIANZAIDUOLEGEZIXIAXIANZI,TAKONGPABIWOGAOYIDIANDIANLE。JIUSHIYINWEIDUOLENIZHEGELEIZHUITACAIHUIGAOWOYIDIANDIAN!

26、WUKONGTAYAOCHIWO,ZHIBUGUOSHIYIGEGOUSI,HUANMEIYOUCHENGWEISHISHI,NIYOUMEIYOUZHENGJU,TAYOUHEZUIZHIYOUNI?BURUDENGTACHILEWOZHIHOU,NIYOUPINGYOUJU,ZAIDINGTADEZUIYEBUCHIA!

幸运飞艇涮水27、WUKONG,NIJINGUANTONGSIWOBA,SHENGYOUHEAI,SIYOUHEKU,DENGNIMINGBAILESHESHENGQUYI,NIZIRANHUIHUILAIGENWOCHANGZHESHOUGEDE!NANFUAMITUOFO、NANFUAMITUOFO、NANFUAMITUOFO……

28、YIDINGYAOJIAODAI!SUOYIWOYIDINGYAONAHUINEIGEYUEGUANGBAOHEDAINIYIQIHUIQUGENTAMENSHUOQINGCHU。WOBUGUANBIERENZENMESHUOWO,WOYEBUPAHOUSHIHUIYOUQIANQIANWANWANDERENDUIWOTUOMA,WOYAOYIGERENCHENGDANXIALAI。

29、DAJIAKANDAOLA?ZHEGEJIAHUOMEISHIJIUCHANGPIANDALUNPOPOMAMAJIJIWAIWAI,JIUHAOXIANGZHENGTIANYOUYIZHICANGYING,WENG……DUIBUQI,BUSHIYIZHI,SHIYIDUICANGYINGWEIZHUNI,WENG…WENG…WENG…WENG…FEIDAONIDEERDUOLIMIAN,JIUMINGA!

30、SUOYINIWOJIUZHUAZHUCANGYINGJIPOTADEDUPIBATADECHANGZICHECHULAIZAIYONGTADECHANGZILEZHUTADEBOZIYONGLIYILA,HE--!ZHENGTIAOSHETOUDOUSHENCHULAILA!WOZAISHOUQIDAOLUOHUA--!ZHENGGESHIJIEQINGJINGLE。XIANZAIDAJIAMINGBAI,WEISHENMEWOYAOSHATA!

幸运飞艇涮水31、WA!DAGE,NIHUAZHEGEZHUANGJIUSHUOZIJISHISUNWUKONGLOU?GEIDIANERZHUANYEJINGSHENHAOBUHAO?NIKAN,NEIXIEMAOTONGTONGDOUKAICHALE,TOUSHANGXIANGDAILELIANGKUAINIANGAOSIDE,CHULAIHUNFANCHIDEHUADIANBENQIANMA!KANSHENMEKAN,NIDEZHUANGSHIEXINMA!SHENGWOQIWOYEZHEMESHUO!

32、NIXIANGYAOA?WUKONG,NIYAOSHIXIANGYAODEHUANIJIUSHUOHUAMA,NIBUSHUOWOZENMEZHIDAONIXIANGYAONI,SUIRANNIHENYOUCHENGYIDIKANZHUWO,KESHINIHUANSHIYAOGENWOSHUONIXIANGYAODE。NIZHENDEXIANGYAOMA?NEINIJIUNAQUBA!NIBUSHIZHENDEXIANGYAOBA?NANDAONIZHENDEXIANGYAOMA?

幸运飞艇涮水33、WEIWEIWEI!DAJIABUYAOSHENGQI,SHENGQIHUIFANLECHENJIEDE!WUKONGNIYETAIDIAOPILE,WOGENNISHUOGUOJIAONIBUYAOLUANRENGDONGXI,NIZENMEYOU…NIKANWOHUANMEISHUOWANNIYOUBAGUNZIGEIRENGDIAOLE!YUEGUANGBAOHESHIBAOWU,NIBATARENGDIAOHUIWURANHUANJING,YAOSHIZADAOXIAOPENGYOUZENMEBAN?JIUSUANZABUDAOXIAOPENGYOUZADAONEIXIEHUAHUACAOCAOYESHIBUDUIDE!

幸运飞艇涮水34、AI,NEIGEJINGANGQUANCHICUNTAICHA,QIANZHONGHOUQINGZUOKUANYOUZHAI,TADAISHANGZHIHOUHENBUSHUFU,ZHENGWANSHIMIAN,HUILIANLEIWOMA!TASUIRANSHIGEHOUZI,KESHINIYEBUNENGZHEYANGDUITA,GUANFUZHIDAOLEHUISHUOWONVEDAIDONGWUDE!SHUOQINEIGEJINGANGQUAN,QUNIANWOZAICHENJIACUNRENSHILEYIWEITIEJIANG,TASHOUGONGJINGMEI、JIAQIANYOUGONGDAO、TONGSOUWUQI,GANCUIWOJIESHAONIZAIDINGZUOYIGEBA!

35、NIYINGGAIZHEMEZUO,WOYEYINGGAISI。CENGJINGYOUYIFENZHENCHENGDEAIQINGFANGZAIWOMIANQIAN,WOMEIYOUZHENXI,DENGWOSHIQUDESHIHOUWOCAIHOUHUIMOJI,RENSHIJIANZUITONGKUDESHIMOGUOYUCI。NIDEJIANZAIWODEYANHOUSHANGGEXIAQUBA!BUYONGZAIYOUYULE!RUGUOSHANGTIANNENGGOUGEIWOYIGEZAILAIYICIDEJIHUI,WOHUIDUINEIGENVHAIZISHUOSANGEZI:WOAINI。RUGUOFEIYAOZAIZHEFENAISHANGJIASHANGYIGEQIXIAN,WOXIWANGSHI……YIWANNIAN!


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